There’s bourbon wisdom, and then there’s next-level clarity.

Sometimes the secret to happiness is simple: a good pour, a warm campfire, and a solid plan to stay far away from morons.

Featuring a laid-back skeleton posted up by the fire in a flannel and puffer vest—with a glass of bourbon exactly where it belongs—this design captures the kind of peace every whiskey drinker can appreciate.

Whether you're headed to the campground, your favorite whiskey bar, the backyard firepit, or simply trying to make it through another day of humanity, consider this your uniform.

Drink Bourbon. Avoid Morons. Repeat as necessary.

🥃 CHOOSE YOUR TEE

Same Barrelroom Society attitude. Two different fits and feels.

Gildan 5000 Heavy Cotton Tee

For those who like a classic, substantial T-shirt with an old-school fit and feel.

• 100% cotton on standard solid colors

• Classic unisex fit

• Midweight, structured feel

• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

• Double-needle stitching for added durability

• Built for everyday wear, whiskey nights, campfires, and barroom banter

Fit Tip: Choose your normal size for a traditional unisex fit. Size up if you prefer a looser, more relaxed feel.

Bella+Canvas 3001 Premium Tee

Want something softer, lighter, and more modern? Go with the Bella+Canvas 3001.

• Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton

• Exceptionally soft, smooth feel

• Lightweight premium construction

• Modern unisex retail fit

• Side-seamed construction for a cleaner silhouette

• Comfortable enough for all-day wear and easy layering

Fit Tip: The Bella+Canvas 3001 has a more modern, streamlined fit than the Gildan 5000. Order your usual size for a modern retail fit or size up for a more relaxed feel.

Not sure which one to choose?

Gildan 5000 - Classic, substantial, traditional fit
Bella+Canvas 3001 - Soft, lightweight, modern fit

🔥 THE DESIGN

This isn't another generic whiskey shirt.

It’s bourbon culture with a little gallows humor—a skeleton, a campfire, a proper pour, and five words of advice that become more accurate with age:

DRINK BOURBON. AVOID MORONS.

Bold enough to get noticed. Easy enough to wear anywhere you'd crack a bottle with good company.

🥃 WANT IT WARMER?

Love the design? Gear up for colder weather with the same Drink Bourbon. Avoid Morons. attitude:

Order the Long Sleeve Tee Here →

Order the Pullover Sweatshirt Here →

Order the Hooded Pullover Here →

🥃 WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT

Because this isn’t just a shirt—it’s a philosophy.

Perfect for bourbon tastings, campfires, cabin weekends, distillery trips, backyard pours, bar nights, road trips, whiskey club gatherings, or simply enjoying a good glass while keeping questionable company at a safe distance.

It also makes a damn good gift for bourbon drinkers, whiskey collectors, dads, husbands, brothers, buddies, bartenders, and anyone else who understands the wisdom behind the message.

SIZE & FIT

Please select your preferred tee style first, then choose your size.

Gildan 5000: Classic unisex fit with a more traditional, structured T-shirt feel.

Bella+Canvas 3001: Modern unisex fit with a softer, lighter feel and more streamlined silhouette.

Because the two garments have different constructions and fits, measurements can vary between styles. If you're between sizes or prefer a more relaxed fit, consider sizing up.

CARE INSTRUCTIONS

• Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors

• Use mild detergent

• Tumble dry low or hang dry

• Do not bleach

• Do not iron directly over the printed design

• Do not dry clean

DRINK BETTER. CHOOSE YOUR COMPANY WISELY.

Good bourbon deserves time. Good fires deserve another log. And good company? That's worth being selective about.

Drink Bourbon. Avoid Morons.

Words to live and pour by.

Barrelroom Society®
Veteran Owned. Whiskey Inspired.
Respect the pour. Choose the company.