Sorta Merry / Sorta Grinchy Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt

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Sorta Merry / Sorta Grinchy Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt

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      This Sweatshirt is for people who love Christmas… but love whiskey more. 🥃🎄

Half festive, half grumpy, and 100% accurate — the Sorta Merry / Sorta Grinchy design is the official uniform of anyone trying to survive the holidays without losing their mind (or their drink).

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Printed on the classic Gildan 18000 heavyweight sweatshirt, it’s thick, warm, and built to handle cold nights, awkward family gatherings, and extended bar stays.


Why it’s a holiday must-have:
✔️ Heavyweight, cozy fleece interior
✔️ Unisex classic fit (perfect for layering)
✔️ Pairs perfectly with bourbon & side-eye


Whether you’re wrapping gifts or unwrapping bad decisions, this sweatshirt gets you.

Bonus: The design does not judge you… but the Grinch absolutely will.

Stay warm. Stay sassy. Stay sorta festive. 



Size guide



  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
A) Length (inches) 27.2 28 29.1 29.9 31.1 31.9 33 34
B) Width (inches) 40.2 44.1 48 52 55.9 59.8 64 68
B) Half Chest (inches) 20.1 22 24 26 28 29.9 32 34
C) Sleeve Length (inches) 33.5 34.6 35.4 36.6 37.4 38.6 39.5 40.5



Care Instructions

General This sweatshirt is a versatile staple for any wardrobe, combining comfort with casual style.
Wash Machine washable in warm water with like colors.
Dry Tumble dry on medium setting.
Store Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight.

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Sorta Merry / Sorta Grinchy Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt

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