Because the holidays are stressful… and someone has to handle the pour.

Say hello to the world’s most relatable nutcracker — rocking shades, flexing a full pour, and living his absolute best life under the words “WELL CRACK MY NUTS – IT’S WHISKEY O’CLOCK.” This crewneck is basically a seasonal survival guide disguised as a sweatshirt.

Order the Short Sleeve Version Here!

Perfect for:
✅ Office holiday parties
✅ Backyard firepit nights
✅ Running “errands” that somehow end at the bar
✅ Family functions that require emotional support in a glass

Made on the ultra-cozy Gildan 18000 crewneck, this sweatshirt is thick, soft, and built for maximum comfort while you pretend to be on your “best behavior.”

Details:
• Classic, relaxed unisex fit
• Heavyweight fleece for warmth & comfort
• Ribbed cuffs & waistband
• Printed to order in the USA
• Pairs beautifully with a rocks glass and bad decisions

Warning: Wearing this may result in more invites to the party, spontaneous toasts, and people asking “where did you get that?!”

Because let’s be honest…
It’s not just o’clock — it’s WHISKEY O’CLOCK.

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