They say age brings wisdom… but let’s be honest, it’s usually the bourbon talking.
This shirt is for every philosopher who’s found their best ideas swirling in an amber glass. Whether you’re solving life’s mysteries or just giving out questionable advice at the bar, this tee’s got your back (and your buzz).
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Highlights:
🥃 Classic Gildan comfort—midweight cotton that feels as smooth as a good pour
💬 Vintage-style design that says what every bourbon lover’s thinking
🔥 Ideal for whiskey tastings, backyard bonfires, or that moment you start telling “deep truths” after your third glass
🧠 “Bourbon Goes In. Wisdom Comes Out.” — the most honest science there is
Material:
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100% preshrunk cotton
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Classic fit with long sleeves for cooler nights
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Double-needle stitching for durability
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Unisex sizing — because bourbon wisdom knows no gender
Wear it when:
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You’re passing down life lessons (and bottles)
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Hosting a bourbon night or swapping stories in the man cave
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Or just need something comfortable while you contemplate life’s finer proofs
🛒 Add this to your lineup and let everyone know: you don’t just drink bourbon—you learn from it.
Size guide
| |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| A) Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
33.9 |
35 |
| B) Width (inches) |
36 |
40 |
44 |
48 |
52 |
56 |
59.8 |
63.8 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
29.9 |
31.9 |
| C) Sleeve Length (inches) |
32.5 |
34 |
35.5 |
37 |
38.5 |
38.5 |
39 |
39.4 |
Care instructions
| Wash |
Machine wash warm (max 40C or 105F), wash garment inside out with similar colors |
| Tumble Dry |
Low |
| Bleach |
Only non-chlorine |
| Dry Clean |
Do not dry clean |
| Iron |
Do not iron |
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