Drink Bourbon – Avoid Morons Heavyweight Crewneck T-shirt
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Drink Bourbon – Avoid Morons Heavyweight Crewneck T-shirt
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There’s bourbon wisdom, and then there’s next-level clarity. This shirt says it all—because sometimes the secret to happiness is a good pour, a campfire, and a solid plan to stay far away from idiots.
Featuring a laid-back skeleton in a flannel and puffer vest, chilling by the fire with a glass of bourbon in hand, this design captures the peace every whiskey lover deserves. Whether you’re camping, bar-hopping, or just trying to survive another day of humanity, this tee’s got your back.
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🔥 Product Details
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100% preshrunk cotton for a soft, durable feel
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Classic unisex fit — looks great on anyone who appreciates good bourbon and quiet company
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Bold, high-quality print built to handle campfire nights and barroom banter
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Double-stitched seams and shoulder-to-shoulder taping for long-lasting wear
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Perfect for whiskey tastings, road trips, or just staying poured while avoiding nonsense
🥃 Why You’ll Love It
Because this isn’t just a shirt—it’s a philosophy.
Drink bourbon. Avoid morons. Repeat as necessary.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 33.9 | 35 |
| B) Width (inches) | 36 | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 59.8 | 63.8 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 29.9 | 31.9 |
Care Instructions
| General | The tee combines comfort, style, and durability, making it a top choice for both everyday wear and craft projects. |
| Wash | Maintain the tee's look and feel by washing it in cold water with similar colors. |
| Dry | Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the fabric integrity and print quality. |
| Store | Ideal for retail and online stores looking for a high-quality, customizable tee that supports ethical manufacturing practices |
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