Level up your rebel wardrobe with this Heavyweight Tee featuring the bold “Drink Bourbon Because Vodka Sucks” design. Made from 100% preshrunk cotton, this shirt is as durable as it is comfortable—perfect for bourbon lovers who walk on the dark side of the bar menu.

• Heavyweight Cotton – tough, comfy, and built to last
• Classic fit with a structured feel
• Double-stitched for extra resilience (even when you’re pouring a double)
• Bold, Star Wars–inspired graphic that’s sure to spark galactic debates at the bar

Whether you're sipping solo or leading your own rebellion, this tee makes your allegiance clear: bourbon over boring.