Drink Bourbon – Avoid Morons Crewneck Sweatshirt

Drink Bourbon – Avoid Morons  Crewneck Sweatshirt

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Drink Bourbon – Avoid Morons Crewneck Sweatshirt

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      You know that sweet spot between buzzed and bothered? This sweatshirt keeps you right there. The “Drink Bourbon – Avoid Morons” design says what we’re all thinking—because sometimes the smartest move is a strong pour and a quiet fire.

Featuring a bourbon-loving skeleton chilling by the campfire in his flannel and vest, this piece delivers laid-back attitude with premium comfort. Warm enough for the coldest nights, cool enough to make your friends jealous, and honest enough to wear anywhere you wish you were sipping instead of listening.

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🔥 Product Details

  • Material: 50/50 cotton-poly fleece — soft, warm, and built for bourbon season

  • Fit: Classic unisex crew fit that works on everyone from distillers to day-dreamers

  • Comfort: Ribbed collar, cuffs, and waistband to lock in the warmth

  • Durability: Double-needle stitching built to last through years of campfires and bar rounds

  • Design: Bold, high-definition print that captures the bourbon spirit in every thread


🥃 Why You’ll Love It

Because it’s not just a sweatshirt—it’s a statement of sanity.
Pour up, stay warm, and remember the golden rule:
Drink Bourbon. Avoid Morons. Repeat.



Size guide



  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
A) Length (inches) 27.2 28 29.1 29.9 31.1 31.9 33 34
B) Width (inches) 40.2 44.1 48 52 55.9 59.8 64 68
B) Half Chest (inches) 20.1 22 24 26 28 29.9 32 34
C) Sleeve Length (inches) 33.5 34.6 35.4 36.6 37.4 38.6 39.5 40.5



Care Instructions

General This sweatshirt is a versatile staple for any wardrobe, combining comfort with casual style.
Wash Machine washable in warm water with like colors.
Dry Tumble dry on medium setting.
Store Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight.

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Drink Bourbon – Avoid Morons Crewneck Sweatshirt

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